Angelina Jolie is the same weight as Lara Croft

Wait, what?! That can’t be.

You’re probably one of those people who think Angelina was so curvy and strong and healthy looking as Lara Croft, compared to the super skinny, emaciated, malnourished, and anorexic person she is today.

Actually, no, she’s the exact same weight as in her Lara Croft days. Kind of shocking right?

What you have experienced is similar to the phenomenon of Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. Basically you never noticed how her natural body type has very long skinny arms and legs. However, after Angelina Jolie’s haters and detractors launched a campaign to attack her starting roughly around 2005/2006, when Brad Pitt divorced from Jennifer Aniston, you started noticing her skinny arms and thinking “wow, she turned anorexic and super skinny” when in reality she’s always been the same weight but you just never noticed. There’s also a case of confirmation bias where so many people claim “she’s anorexic, she’s so skinny” that it confirms your own thoughts about her being skinny……a kind of group/hive mind mentality. You became convinced she’s too skinny because so many people were claiming that and because so many people are claiming it, you think you’re absolutely right. It kind of snowballs and grows and grows so that the public perception of her weight is completely wrong.

Does it make sense that her breast cancer surgeon Dr. Funk would operate on her if she were anorexic? That’d be pretty dangerous. In addition, during all the times Jolie met Dr. Funk, you’d think the Dr. would have said “Angelina, you’re anorexic and need to gain weight to be able to live long enough to see your children as adults”.
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By hollywoodahole

Blow your mind: Anorexic Angelina Jolie has the same size arms as Curvy Sofia Vergara

One actress who I’m sure there have not been any anorexic or “she’s so skinny” comments about is the lovely, curvy, bodacious Sofia Vergara. Still, despite some amazing, large boobs, an hourglass waist, and some pretty nice legs, Sofia has very thin, skinny arms.

In fact, Sofia Vergara’s arms are the same size, meaning same thickness or thinness, however, you want to see it, as Angelina Jolie’s arms.

Now when you look at pictures of Sofia Vergara, you’ll notice just how skinny her arms are….same as the “anorexic” Angelina Jolie.

I mean arm size is such a great predictor of health right?

Sofia Vergara same arm size

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A Timeline of Angelina Jolie’s Weight: Anorexic or Always Naturally Skinny?

Here’s a timeline of Angelina’s weight with pictures for comparison. I’ll add in 2007-2013 when I have time. However, as you can see already, her arms and legs were super skinny and long since she was 14 years old……

Even in her Lara Croft days she was very, very skinny despite putting on 15 pounds of muscle.

I honestly don’t get how people can defend obese people as having “natural curves” and that being their “natural body type/shape/weight” but be so ignorant and nasty towards naturally skinny people like Angelina Jolie.

Yes because obese people are super healthy and that’s their natural shape whereas Angelina Jolie who has a healthy Japanese body type that is naturally skinny/thin must be anorexic. Funny how the Japanese outlive Americans by a long shot right?

Notice in the timeline that her arms and legs sizes have been the same even during her Lara Croft, Tomb Raider days, when everyone thought she had a great body. To note, the anorexia attacks and the whole “she’s too skinny/thin” started only in 2007 and onwards since that’s when she lost some weight (5-7 pounds max) due to her mother dying.

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NOTE: Unfortunately it turns out I can’t put a timeline in one picture since it’s WAY too large. When I finish the timeline, expect it to be in 3, maybe 4 parts.

By hollywoodahole

Is Angelina Jolie anorexic?

You’ve heard it, I’ve heard it, time and time again. The question that always comes up: Is Angelina Jolie anorexic?

Or the ever present comments like “Angelina Jolie is too skinny”, “Angelina Jolie needs to eat a hamburger”, “Gross look at how skinny Angelina Jolie’s arms and legs are”.

People will also point out things like having a forehead vein as evidence that she is too skinny, or her arm veins, or whatever else they can come up with.

Idiots like Bill O’Reilly or Dr. Drew have called her anorexic, malnourished, frail, super skinny, amongst other things. To note, Dr. Drew has a daughter who is anorexic, so one must wonder how knowledgeable he is about this eating disorder since he seems to have missed it in his own child. Bill O’Reilly looks like he needs to stop eating hamburgers rather than telling Jolie to eat one.

It’s funny that even sites like Jezebel, which claims to be feminist, have called out Angelina Jolie for being too skinny, and yet whenever an obese person is called fat, they get immediately defensive and start making up BS reasons why the obese individual is not fat, but we as society have a warped sense of beauty, or whatever lies/excuses they like to make.

If fat woman want to start lying about how they’re not fat, that’s okay, but shut the f**k up about Angelina Jolie being too skinny. If your natural body type is 200 pounds overweight, then Jolie’s natural body type is damn well skinny.

Click on the image below to see it in larger pictures, but NOBODY had a problem with her weight back in her Lara Croft days and if you pay attention, her weight nowadays is exactly the same.


Also, why are Jennifer Aniston, Marissa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima (you know, Victoria’s Secrets Models and Supermodels) as well as Lara Croft considered to have hot, attractive bodies when they’re just as skinny as Angelina Jolie?

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To be fair I have heard people call the Victoria’s Secrets models really skinny/thin, but never anorexic. Probably because we see their midsections/stomachs and see that they have no rib bones visible. If Angelina Jolie wore more bikinis we would see that despite her skinny arms and legs, she has a heavy, larger midsection with no visible bones.


This whole anorexia business seems more like something Angelina Jolie’s haters have been promoting to try to attack her.